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TRAVEL BROADENS THE MIND. PROVIDING YOU DO IT RIGHT, IT SHOULD ALSO BROADEN THE WAISTLINE TOO. TAKING PICTURES OF LOCAL LANDMARKS IS ONE THING BUT THERE’S NOTHING LIKE WOLFING DOWN A PLATE OF PAN-FRIED GRASSHOPPER LEGS IN A GOAT-DUNG SAUCE TO HELP YOU TRULY IDENTIFY WITH THE CONVENTIONS OF A DIFFERENT CULTURE.
Obama Mia! It’s election time in the good old U.S. of A. In fact, by the time you read this magazine, the fate of the ‘free world’ will probably already have been decided and you will either be skipping with joy, with renewed hope and optimism for the future, at the news of Obama’s landslide victory...
THE FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION FELL THROUGH A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE LAST TUESDAY...
Things looked like they’d been going bad for a while, but it wasn’t until the Vatican anointed Tony Blair as the new Pope (taking the Papal name Innocent IX, but asking all to call him Papa Tone) on April 12, 2017, that the latest oldest controlling dynasty stamped the leather, steel toe-capped boot of restriction down hard on us. There was to be no more straying from the norm, a norm secretly decided and agreed upon by a few in regards to who would be best for the rest of the masses.
Here’s a word you won’t have heard before: ‘spectrogenous’. The reason you won’t have heard it before is because I only recently came up with it. Now I want to introduce it into the language. That’s all very well, you might be thinking, but what the hell does it mean? An intelligent question; and one that does you much credit my knowledge-hungry friends.

